Here we have a blank employee name tag from Wal-Mart. Just think of all of the fun you could have at the store: You could pretend to be security and tell people they have to leave. You could direct customers to the toilet paper isle regardless of what they're trying to find. You could go into employee only areas and start firing people. The possibilities are endless.
This listing started at $4.99 and is up to $5.24. There have been two bids and 61 page views.
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Mr. Disney would be proud of this spud.
This hot potato started at 99 cents and is now up to $5.51. There have been 8 bids.
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The lucky winner of this weird eBay auction gets a video made by an "artist/illustrator/animator/comedian/actor/orchestrator/director/author/entirely-too-talented-for-his-own-sodding-good bipedal hominid and his amusingly shaped arse".

This one started at $4.99 and is now up to $26. There have been 167 page views and eight bids.
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Win this weird eBay listing and you'll have won yourself a best friend for a day. He'll listen to everything you have to say so long as he's drunk. You can cry on his shoulder so long as he's passed out.

Starting at 99 cents, it's made it all the way up to $7,600.00. There have been 12 bids.
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If the bad guy from the "Scream" movies turned to stone, would you keep him in your fish tank?
For sale is a rock that bears an eerie resemblance to the ghoulish goon from "Scream".

Here's a picture of the mask from the movie for comparison. It's a pretty good match.

It's had one bid so far, so it's still at its starting price of $9.95. There have been 23 page views.
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Do you miss the giant cell phones of the 1990s? Would you really like to have one of those big (1.75 lbs.) monsters that you could not only talk on but also use to lift weights? Here you go...

It's up to $8.00 from $1.99 and has 4 bids. There have been 69 page views.
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With this weird eBay listing, you get not only a packing peanut named Mr. Useless but also a second packing peanut that is as yet unnamed. The peanuts are best friends and it would be a shame to split them up.

There have been 171 page views and seven bids so far. The price is up to $56.00 from a starting bid of $39.99.
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It's Dial soap. There's a bite missing from the corner. And the seller recommends Boonesfarm Strawberry wine to go with it.

There's only been one bid so far and that was only for one penny. There have been 37 viewers.
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